Wednesday, May 02, 2007

The Zoneout

For those who find themselves with a busy schedule, say you are training for the Ironman or something along those lines. Maybe you are just a busy person in general and never seem to have any down time. Either case there is a fundamental skill that is necessary for survival. This skill is known as the Zoneout. There are a few required items to perform the zoneout properly. See the image below for said required items…
Once you have obtained those items it is recommended to remove all other humans from your immediate presence. If necessary place all required items in a basement or garage. Now the idea behind the zoneout is that you are conscious at all times, yet diminish the use of ones brain power. This activity or actually inactivity should be done for 2-3 hours biweekly, but weekly is even better. For best results perform the 2-3 hour zoneout in one sitting. Personally the best zoneouts are when the viewing includes such shows as Man vs. Wild and The Deadliest Catch.

Blogland…What’s your idea zoneout?

3 Comments:

Blogger Firefly's Running said...

I agree with your idea of zone out. But I would add a big dish of the chocolatiest ice cream ever with all of that.

6:19 PM  
Blogger Nic said...

I zoneout on Saturdays. I watch everything on my Tivo for the previous week, including The Office, 30 Rock, Grey's Anatomy, Best Week Ever, The Soup, and I hate adminitting it but I also sometimes catch up on some American Idol.

It's tough to persevere through it all, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

Hope you are doing well, Walchka!

10:08 PM  
Blogger E-Speed said...

I love just chilling with a good movie and my hubby to snuggle up to :)

Thanks for the well wishes on the pig! Lets hope it goes well!

5:22 AM  

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